Thursday, April 16, 2015

Another 'Rag & Muffin' Sneak Peek

Once I complete the chapter I'm currently working on, I'll be fully halfway through the revision of Rag & Muffin, which I still expect to finish by the end of the summer. My goal is to have it on an editor's desk by the time I take my return trip to India in late October. Then, once it gets rejected the first time, maybe I'll make some alterations based on my trip or something.

A test reader told me the other day that my book's setting makes her feel hot, sweaty, and grimy. I took that as a great compliment, kind of like that guy who told C. S. Lewis he couldn't read Perelandra because it made him seasick. A pro author who edited the first draft also told me the setting was "very real." I personally care more about the setting than probably any other point in the book. I hope you like the characters and find the story exciting, but as long as you feel you've taken a trip to my city, I'll say I did my job.

The scene I'm working on now is a street scene. It's meant to be disjointed to give it a disorienting feel, but I may have taken it too far.

Shortly before the Elysian occupation, an entrepreneur had begun constructing a water pipe, ten feet in diameter, through a slum on the east edge of what was now the Dead Zone. That pipe then entered the district called Modikhana through a hole punched unceremoniously through Modikhana’s medieval wall. It was a mystery where the pipe was originally meant to run; now it simply ran intrusively into Modikhana’s center, where it stopped--a gigantic, hollow chunk of metal that had never fulfilled its purpose.

The members of the Ragtag Army stepped out of the pipe’s open end and into Modikhana’s bustle. A few people glanced their way, but most paid them no mind: the appearance of Rags and her well-armed band of children was a regular sight in this part of the city.

Eight hundred years old and one of the few parts of Godtown that had been carefully planned, Modikhana was formerly a separate village. Surrounding it was an imposing wall, and interspersed throughout were sprawling palaces accented with tall, delicate spires, though those were now largely abandoned. The maharaja who had built Modikhana had washed it in a coral color to disguise its shoddy construction. Formerly a home to royalty, it now served Godtown as a shopping district. Proximity to the Arx Ciceronis made it a favorite excursion spot for tourists and expatriates who wished to expose themselves to the local color without venturing too far into Godtown’s depths, so its inhabitants and their businesses were generally prosperous.

Although Modikhana had originally been laid out on a grid by the rigid architectural school that designed it, from the ground it looked as chaotic as anywhere else in the city. Its broad, two-lane streets were full of auto rickshaws, automobiles, buses loaded to their roofs with passengers, and motorcycles and scooters carrying whole families. Lorries with shrines to Ganesh mounted on their fasciae and visible through their windscreens had the words “Goods Carrier” emblazoned above their cabs and “Horn Please” printed on their rear ends. Drivers obeyed that last inscription with relish; if Godtown had traffic rules, nobody knew them: driving here involved a lot of jostling, a lot of honking, and, no doubt, a lot of prayer.

After leaving the pipe, the kids occupied themselves with the regular business of Godtown pedestrians--dodging vehicles. No longer pretending to act as a fireteam, they jumped away from motorcycles and sidestepped cars while simultaneously dodging the droppings left behind by camels, horses, and cows. This nimble and complex dance was not Sastravidya: this was merely regular life in the city.

Sugoi!” cried Ryuji. “So this is Godtown.” He tugged at his shirt collar. “It is even hotter down here. Is it always this hot?”

“It cools off when the monsoon comes,” Nicky said. “Last year, half the city flooded--”
He halted and put his hand in his jacket when a series of deafening pops came from a nearby alleyway, but blaring disco music quickly followed the explosions, and then from the alley poured a frolicking group of men and women carrying a youth seated in a white palanquin ablaze with flashing string lights and surmounted by advertisements such as, “Svadista Ice Cream in Ten Flaver,” and, “Ramee Ayurvedic Messaj and Akyupunkshur.”

Nicky mopped his brow. “Fireworks,” he muttered. “I hate the fireworks.”

Several times, Ryuji found knots of people coming between him and the others. He struggled to keep an eye on Rags, who still held Popkin in her arms. Tall as he was, he still frequently lost sight of her, and even though he no longer had to carry the huge rifle, thanks to Jeanne, he had trouble keeping up.
Around him swam a whirlwind of colors, a babbling din, and a constant assault of smells. Buildings of every conceivable shape and size, decked in string lights, and stretched off in every direction, flanking narrow, crooked streets. Blazing with light or appearing out of the gloom were gaudy signs and advertisements in both the vernacular and in misspelt English. And there were people, people everywhere. Everything seemed designed to distract him and separate him from the others--and he knew if he lost them, he might never be able to get back home.

A gaggle of jabbering teenage girls in salwar-kameez passed before him. With his heart pounding in anxiety, his first impulse was to push through them, but then he realized that might be a serious faux pas, so instead he stood in place and fidgeted in uncertainty. For a moment, his gaze alighted on the face of one of the girls: her eyes were deep brown, almond-shaped, and lined with kajal. She had a golden stud in her left nostril and a glittering, clear jewel between her brows. She gave him a slight nod and an intense gaze unambiguous in its meaning, and his throat tightened up.

“What are ya doin’?” Nicky was suddenly at his shoulder and yelling in his ear. “Don’t get lost. C’mon.” Nicky seized his hand and pulled him after.

Ryuji glanced down at the sweaty hand grasping his, and he decided to respond to Nicky’s firm grip by gripping him back.

The girl who had given him the come-hither gaze disappeared in the press, but there were more than enough other women equally pleasing to the eye: dressed in embroidered and jewel-bedecked saris or salwar-kameez, with arms loaded with bangles and ankles sporting strings of bells, with bindis glittering on their foreheads, with rings in their noses and jasmine in their hair, or sometimes with their heads or faces scrupulously but nonetheless alluringly covered, and with cholis revealing an inch or more of golden brown midriff, they were almost too much for a boy in the throes of adolescence to take.

Nicky glanced back at him again. “Dude, you’re droolin’. Knock it off.”

They soon caught up to the others, and Nicky kept hold of Ryuji’s hand. A marjara pulling an old-fashioned rickshaw walked by with his passengers and did his best to give Rags a proper greeting without letting go of his load.

“Namaste, kumari-ji!” he shouted.

Bonsoir!” Rags cheerily replied.

Popkin leaned over Rags’s shoulder and shouted to Ryuji, “That was a real marjara!”

“Yeah,” said Ryuji. He sniffed hard. His nose was still stuffy. “We have seen them before, but you maybe not remember.”
The Ragtag Army made it only a few more blocks before it picked up a cluster of hangers-on in the form of beggar children. Several made the hand-to-mouth gesture indicating they were hoping for money, but others simply gathered around Rags and shouted greetings. Three little boys, looking more bedraggled than most, danced and jumped around her, shouting.

“Miss Rags! Miss Rags!”

“Can I pet Muffin?”

“Where are you going?”

“Are you fighting bad guys?”

“Have you come to see the parade?”

“There is a parade?” Ryuji asked.

His expression very solemn, the last boy to speak turned to Ryuji and puffed out his chest. “They are consecrating Kumari in our Jagdish Temple, and they are taking her there tonight. Everyone in Modikhana is celebrating. They say her Sammohana is very strong, and many pilgrims will now come to our temple for the kanya-puja.”

Nicky grunted again and muttered in Ryuji’s ear, “This means a delay.”

“By the way,” the boy added, turning back to Rags, “my older brother is still telling everyone that you are his girlfriend.”

“Tell ’im next time I see ’im I’m gonna kick ’im,” Rags answered.

It wasn’t long before they could hear the clamor of the procession. Upon reaching a wide intersection, they stopped and watched as marjara priests, stripped to the waist and with their sacred threads upon their shoulders, marched up the street. Following them was a line of sadhus coated in ash, with their hair tied up in topknots, their eyes bloodshot, and their faces elaborately painted in the markings of their sect. After them came a large portable shrine of silver, fronted by six ceramic horses and pulled by a small tractor.

In the shrine on a lavish silver throne cushioned with blue velvet was a little cat-eared girl no older than five. Clothed in a red Benarasi sari, she had strings of flowers around her neck, a crimson jewel on her forehead, heavy kajal around her eyes, and an elaborate nose ring attached by a chain to a flame-shaped headdress almost as tall as she was.

This little girl was so small and her throne so big that her tiny feet, painted red with alta, stuck straight out in front of her. Although her clothing was gaudy and her position ludicrous, her serene and somber face told of august wisdom beyond her meager years. People cheered as she went by, and following her shrine were dancers and musicians and anyone else who wanted to join in, raising a celebratory but highly discordant din.

Numerous police wearing khaki uniforms and carrying bamboo lathis mixed with the crowd and watched the procession. Some, as evidenced by their neatly folded turbans, were Sikhs. The policemen warily eyed the Ragtag Army, but none appeared inclined to confront them.

Popkin, still riding in Rags’s arms, stuck a thumb in her mouth and waved as the kumari went by. “She’s real pretty!” Popkin cried.

“Yes she is,” said Rags.

“I still think you’re prettier,” said Popkin.

“So do I,” Rags answered.

Muffin led the Ragtag Army to a streetside dhaba where they could wait for the parade to pass. Rickety tables overspread by dingy bamboo-framed umbrellas fronted this modest outdoor restaurant. Behind a battered counter, a marjara man in a grimy apron fried savory meals in dented pots of oil. Since they had a large collection of urchins following them, the Ragtag Army literally overran the place, upsetting some of the grownups sitting at the tables and also upsetting some of the tables. The more good-natured merely laughed at the sudden appearance of the children, and a few stood and bowed reverently to Rags. Even the greasy marjara cook stepped out from behind his bubbling pots, bent low, and touched Rags’s shoes.

Ryuji noticed that Rags winced.

“You are always welcome here, kumari-ji,” the cook said.

“Thank you, Jayesh.” Rags set Popkin down and did namaste. “But we can’t stay long. I just wanna get the news on my town.”

“Let me serve you something,” Jayesh answered. “Perhaps some gulab-jamuns, some faluda, some barfi--”

“I don’ eat nothin’ that starts with barf. Just the news.”

“At least allow me to get you and your friends some chai.” Without waiting for a reply, Jayesh slipped away and was soon down the street at the chai-wallah’s.
To make sure his sister didn’t wander off, Ryuji took her hand. Then he leaned down and whispered in Rags’s ear, “Is it okay for us to eat at a place like this?”

She shrugged. “Might as well. Sooner ’r later you’re gonna get disinterest anyways.”


“She’s tryin’ to say dysentery,” said Nicky. “Ever’body gets it. They call it Godtown Gut.”

Jayesh soon returned with a tray full of kullarhs of hot, milky tea, enough for the Ragtag Army and even several of the urchins. Rags took one of the cups, though Ryuji noticed that her smile became strained.

Cautiously, he picked up one himself, took a sip, and burned the roof of his mouth.

“I have to pass,” said Nicky when Jayesh offered a cup to him. “No sugar.”

“Ah,” said Jayesh with a nod. “I always forget you are diabetic.”

“Wrong, but close enough.”

After tossing her drained kullarh in the sewer ditch, Rags stood by Jayesh’s beat-up stove while he cooked. Ryuji stood nearby and listened.

“What’s the news?” Rags asked.

“Everyone in Modikhana loves you since you drove out that Turkish gang,” Jayesh answered. “But there’s trouble.”

“There’s always trouble. Just tell me whose butt to kick.”

Jayesh turned from his stove and reached into a grimy shelf where he found a rolled-up poster. Pulling it out, he handed it to Rags and then continued frying. “These are all over Modikhana,” he said.

Rags unrolled the poster. Leaning over her shoulder, Ryuji saw a crude drawing, a caricature of Rags in a dress even more frilly than the one she was really wearing, with a miniature top hat askew on her bangs and a pair of long knives crossing each other through her hair. Under the image was printed the legend, “This girl is dead meat! --Lung Shi-yu.”

“Iron Lung,” Rags muttered. “He just moved to the top o’ my list.”

Muffin pushed past Ryuji, slipped up beside Rags, and sniffed the poster. “It seems Iron Lung detects a power vacuum in Modikhana and wishes to fill it. No doubt he is trying to erode your support through fear.”

By this time, the last stragglers in the parade had passed, and the cacophony of the celebration had grown tinny and distant. Rags crumpled up the poster and waved to the others. “C’mon,” she said. “Let’s go. I’m in a lousy mood and lookin’ to beat some bad guys.”

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Patrick Nielsen Hayden Learns about Sad Puppies

Man, the SJWs have really gone ballistic. The smear campaigning and the outright lying are just off the charts. Salon, The Atlantic, and Entertainment Weekly are perhaps the guiltiest parties, printing articles accusing the Sad Puppies of pushing an "all-white, all-male" slate, which is blatantly false.

Entertainment Weekly already printed a retraction worded in a "please don't sue us for libel" kind of way:

John C. Wright has already announced he won't sue. Larry Correia has spoken to a lawyer. Christians are called to refrain from indulging in frivolous lawsuits, but I personally think that exposing the lies of the leftwing media is a worthy enough cause. They could successfully sue about five or six major publications at this point.

Monday, April 6, 2015

A Brief Note on Storytelling vs. Political Grandstanding

One thing that really, more than anything else, cheeses me off about the so-called "Social Justice Warriors" is their appropriation of moral criticism, that is, the analysis of literature or other art for its moral content.  These people are usually proud about their lack of morals, at least in the sexual realm, yet, curiously, they are more sensitive and touchy than a Victorian matron when it comes to speech.  Watching their behavior and listening to them, I finally understand what Dietrich von Hildebrand meant when he said the prude and the libertine have much in common.

The thing is, art is by nature ambiguous, and an SJW is by nature super-sensitive, so he can spin anything, anything at all, into something to be offended at, if it suits him to do so.

If your story is about people from just one culture (or at least if it's about white people), the SJW will accuse you of a lack of diversity.

However, if your story has a diverse cast, the SJW will accuse you of (I did not make this up) cultural appropriation.  This is one of those clever terms SJWs love to invent to make innocuous things sound sinister.  In the real world, of course, every culture borrows from every other culture it comes in contact with.  "Culture," broadly speaking, is not intellectual property and has no copyright.

The correct terms for what they call cultural appropriation are borrowing and diffusion, but of course those don't sound evil.

Take the magical girl genre, of which I'm a fanboy.  The Japanese built and undeniably dominate the magical girl genre, but the original magical girl show, Sally the Witch, was based on Bewitched, which is American.  The currently popular magical girl warrior is based on a cross between the magical girl and the Japanese superhero team, which is in turn based on the American superhero.

So the genre is an American-Japanese fusion.  Who "appropriated" from whom?  And who cares?  The idea that this hurts anyone, or that it should offend anyone, is painfully stupid.

Then, of course, you have Winx Club, the only popular magical girl franchise of which I'm aware outside Japan.  It's Italian, so that's an American-Japanese-Italian fusion.

Which reminds me of spaghetti Westerns, also an American-Italian fusion.

See, the thing is, the SJWs live and breathe double standards.  If a Japanese guy borrows something from America, that's a-okay, because Japanese people aren't white.  Unless they live in the U.S. and vote Republican.  Or something.  However, if a white guy, whatever his culture, borrows from another culture, that's bad, at least if the SJWs happen not to like the particular white guy in question.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

We're Going to Build Our Own Hugo Awards with Blackjack and Hookers

Last year was only the second year of the so-called Sad Puppies campaign, a movement started by Larry Correia and which has since grown bigger than he is and beyond his control.  It is an effort to reclaim the Hugo Awards for the sf fandom and take it from the hands of a small group of shrill elitists who've been giving it out mostly to poorly written message-heavy Leftist fic.

Last year, the opponents of the Sad Puppies gloated when the Sad Puppies campaign had little discernible effect on the Hugos, but, of course, that was only the second year.  This year, the movement was spearheaded by author Brad R. Torgersen, and it also got a major boost from disgruntled GamerGaters sick of being lied about on the Internet and on Law & Order, and who wanted another piece of SJW.

Because the Hugo is a fan-given award, anyone can vote (and I believe there is still time to register, and they give you all the works so you can read them before you vote on them) simply by paying $40 to Worldcon for a two-year membership.  Sad Puppies has registered so many people that the Worldcon folks must be swimming in cash.

Last week, the SJWs were wringing their hands over the Hugo finalists even though the finalists hadn't been announced yet (which means they more-or-less admitted that some among their number have inside information and that, therefore, they really have had the award tied up for their special group in previous years).  The finalists were announced this last Saturday, and as the rumors predicted, it looks like the Sad Puppies pretty much own it.  The only category they don't own is "best graphic story," which is no surprise, since the Puppy slate in that category was pretty dang weak.  So the nominations there have gone to titles like Rat Queens and Sex Criminals, which I've never heard of and am not sure I want to.

I confess I don't follow new literary sf these days, but have instead turned my attention to older stuff (I'm reading Talbot Mundy) and anime (I'm watching Sailor Moon . . . still), so most of these titles are unfamiliar to me anyhow.  But I am pleased with the "dramatic presentation, long form" (fancy way to say "movie") category, which is pretty much a list of the best sf films from last year.

This year in Hugos is the Year of the Puppy.

In particular, three of the five novella titles are by John C. Wright, and the fourth is another from Castalia House, which is run by Vox Day, whom SJWs hate with vile passion (in fact, there's a troll who stalks bloggers who mention his name, so I expect that guy to show up now and test my spam filters).  So if the SJWs absolutely can't bring themselves to vote for something Puppy-boosted, their only choice in that category is No Award or Arlan Andrews's "Flow."

In fact, Wright has six nominations total this year, which I believe is a record.  He deserves it.  He was being hailed as one of the best sf talents of the fledgling century, if not the best, up until he announced his conversion to Catholicism, at which point all the right-thinking people set about ignoring him.  Although I like his works nominated this year, I do think it a shame he never won anything for The Golden Age or Awake in the Night Land, which I consider to be his best.  And I await Somewhither, his alternate history mashup actioner, with baited breath, because over three or four years I've watched its development from blog joke to real novel, and it's been pure awesomesauce the whole way.  His ongoing Count to the Eschaton Sequence, on the other hand, I don't much care for.

Larry Correia was nominated for his novel Monster Hunter Nemesis, but turned it down and thumbed his nose at everyone who's said he started this just to get a rocket statue.

This article at Breitbart is Puppy-slanted but mostly accurate, if you want a rundown of the fight thus far.  I think its only error is misidentifying Chicks Dig Time Lords as a work of fiction (it's nonfiction, and it won a Hugo in the "best related work" category).

Congratulations to all nominees.

Sad Puppies 4 is already planned, but I admit I'm beginning to wonder what this will mean in the end for the Hugos.  Although the Sad Puppies are not the first to produce voting slates (I believe the award for that goes to John Scalzi), it was until a few years ago not a done thing, or at least not a thing done openly.  I expect that next year the SJWs will get organized and produce a slate of their own, which means the Hugo, rather than returning to what it is supposed to be, a fan-given award for which the whole body of English-language sf (at least in theory) competes, will become a battle between competing slates.

I know that's not what the Sad Puppies actually want, but that means sooner or later they'll have to change their tactics, though I admit I have no suggestion as to how they ought to change them.

Even though the finalists are announced, there is still, I believe until mid-month, time to register with Worldcon and vote for the award.  Go here to do so.  Remember, for $40 dollars you get the complete package of Hugo finalists, which means a collection literature worth much more than forty bucks.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

The Hill to Die On

I recently received this in my e-mail from

Columnist Mollie Hemingway said it perfectly today:
“If religious liberty is the wrong hill to die on in America, then there is no such thing as the right hill to die on.”
The events in Indiana, and now Arkansas have us thinking…

If any candidate for elective office cannot stand for the basic right to religious freedom, they forfeit the support of Catholic voters. Period. 

Republican, Democrat, anyone. 

Today Arkansas Republican Asa Hutchinson followed Indiana governor Mike Pence in calling for “clarifications” and revisions to a simple law once supported almost unanimously by Republicans and Democrats. This despite outright lies about what these laws say and do.

In both cases it was Big Business bullies who used lies and distortions to pressure these Republican politicians. Apple's CEO slammed Indiana for its new law and Arkansas-based Walmart publicly denounced a bill recently approved by lawmakers in Little Rock.

Don’t be fooled. The Religious Freedom Restoration Act does NOT legalize discrimination. Anyone that says so is misinformed or lying.

The federal version of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act was signed by President Clinton and had the unanimous approval of the U.S. House and lopsided 97-3 support in the United States Senate. Did rampant discrimination ensue? Of course not. Because that’s not what the Religious Freedom Restoration Act is about.

So the question is: since when do we give up on the Bill of Rights when one of the rights becomes “controversial”?

Of course the answer is: NEVER! It's precisely when these precious freedoms are under attack when real leaders are called to rise up and defend them!

The Founders of our country called it our First Freedom for a reason. And it was no accident that they placed religious freedom as the very first provision of the First Amendment – before freedom of assembly or even free speech!

Mark my words, this will be the rallying cry of the liberal left in 2016. I can see the questions already: Do you support "bigotry"?

Makes you wonder if 2016 hopefuls will crack under pressure.

We need to make crystal clear where we stand. Religious liberty is a God-given right which cannot be compromised.

This is where I need your feedback.

Do you agree that Catholics should tell the GOP that any candidate who refuses to defend this precious liberty deserves to lose, and will lose the support of Catholic voters?

Hillary Clinton is already in the pocket of big business in favor of crushing minority rights. The question is: will GOP hopefuls have the courage to stand up to the media lies, big business bullies and the billion dollar anti-marriage LGBT special interests? is ready to hold the line.

Polls show the public is still on our side when they know the truth.

Are you ready to stand with us?

My answer to Cathlolicvote is that I respect the hardline position they are taking, but I respectfully decline.  No.

Why, you ask?   Because the worst RINO is better than the jackbooted totalitarians who now make up the DNC, and who are making it clear, hardly bothering to disguise it anymore, that what they long for is to line up all Christians, or anyone else who disagrees with them on any point, against a wall.

Nobody honestly believes that the law in Indiana will cause little old lesbians to die in the street from starvation because nobody will sell them a ham sandwich.  The law does not allow for that, and even if it did, that still wouldn't happen.  No, the reason for the hooplah over Indiana's decision to pass a piece of legislation that matches existing federal legislation is obvious:  it prevents anyone from dragging Christians into court for being Christian.  It defangs the militant sexual neurotics who want to be able to order everyone else to approve and even participate.

Note how they have reacted to this legislation, not by following the normal means of our legal or legislative process, but by getting some Silicon Valley thugs from out of state to apply economic sanctions.  Note also the ridiculous and outrageous lies they have told.

This is always the preferred method of tyrants who want to tempt Christians, or anyone of good will, to place Caesar above God, whatever "Caesar" happens to be this season.  Antiochus appeared before the Jews arrayed in purple and ordered them to eat pork lest they face his wrath, because he wanted to hellenize the world.  Pliny appeared before the Christians likewise arrayed in majesty, and he ordered them to burn incense to Caesar as a god, because the imperial cult was the test of loyalty to the Empire.

Today, because we live in a ridiculous age, Caesar appears before us arrayed in a clown suit, and he orders us to accept whatever is coming out of the Gender Studies department this week, lest he file a frivolous lawsuit or refuse to sell us Apple products.

Nonetheless, majestic or absurd, with threats terrible or merely obnoxious, the ultimate point is the same.  He threatens our livelihoods, and when he is powerful enough will threaten our lives, because he cannot threaten our souls.  If we have a TV show, he'll call his rent-a-mob to get us cancelled, or if we sell chicken sandwiches, he'll call his rent-a-mob to stop buying the chicken sandwiches they didn't formerly buy anyway, or if we sell cakes or take photos, he'll demand we commit sacrilege and haul us into court if we refuse.  If we pass legislation to keep him at bay, he'll take our iPhones.

But what of that?  There is nothing new under the sun.  This same situation returns time and again, merely changing in its superficial details:

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Republicans may be weak and stupid, but they are better than the alternative, and if they actually get support from what is supposed to be their base, they might possibly grow a spine.  Perhaps they'll even grow some brains, though that is less likely.

What exactly would Catholicvote have me do?  Not vote?