I actually wanted to watch Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame this weekend, but I'm presently stuck somewhere where I can't find a showing.
So for my next act of movie reviewing, I give you Apollo 18, another movie using the now worn-out gimmick of pretending to be found footage, this time of a top secret additional moon mission that ended, presumably, with the astronauts getting et by aliens. My stomach is already churning; I cannot help but notice that, at present, there are no reviews for Apollo 18 at Rotten Tomatoes, which probably means it was withheld from reviewers, which probably means it's pretty bad.
Watch the trailer at your own risk; this is one of those trailers that shows almost the entire movie, so if you're planning on seeing it and want to be surprised, skip it.
What I'm watching:
What I wish I was watching: