Wednesday, March 25, 2009


We've had some computer issues lately that are, we hope, behind us.

Due to foolish behavior on my part, I recently contracted some pernicious viruses on my system. Of course, I should have seen this coming, though I didn't: with my cheapo antivirus software, I, like a Democrat with a condom, believed I had invincible protection. Believing thus, I proceeded to swap files in a most promiscuous and irresponsible manner--mostly with women, of course, but not always--and I even ignored certain warning signs that the discerning would have noted immediately, but to which I was blinded, insisting as I did that the misuse of my uploading and downloading faculties was right and natural. The results of all this, as even a fool could have predicted, were ruined families and shattered lives, a sense of purposelessness and ennui, and to top it off, some rather embarrassing infections.

Let that be a lesson to all of you.
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