Friday, April 11, 2008

My Thoughts Exactly...

...But I never had the guts to express them this way:*

The best art, in my opinion, is the kind that asks no questions and creates no uncertainty. True art is about creating graphical representations of objects calculated to provoke a specific, predetermined response.

Wait, did I say ‘art’? I meant ‘pornography.’

Thomas Kinkade isn’t an artist. He’s a purveyor of pornography. And the worst kind of pornography, at that: the kind without any naked people... [more...]

Hat tip: Crummy Church Signs

*Thomas Kinkade, in my view, is the visual representation of what fantasy-writing would become if the Harry Potter-hating anti-fictional-magic Christian thought police had their way.
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