Speaking of blogs and bookstores, Polly Poppins of the blog If You Belonged Here has a post on how to pick up geeky men...that is, in the figurative sense. Weighing only ninety-eight pounds as we do, we geeky men are easy to pick up in the literal sense. Poppins's advice is as follows:
Go to the nearest bookstore. You want a bookstore, not a library. Make your way to the fiction area. Keep your eyes peeled. First good looking guy you see in the sci-fi section, grab him. That's your new boyfriend.
Unless he's wearing a size twelve wedding ring. Then that's Mr. Poppins and I advise you to stay at least ten feet away or I might have to stomp on your head. [more...]
You should also make sure it isn't me, because then think of what you'd be stuck with.
Hat tip: Moomin Light