The Sci Fi Catholic: The 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special

Thursday, September 13, 2007

The 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special

Is this real? I mean, I have heard that the Star Wars Holiday Special was unspeakably awful, but I have a hard time believing it was this bad. I want to believe this is some kind of elaborate trick by a YouTuber, as evidenced by the fact that the supposed "Mark Hammill" looks like a woman in drag. Yet, that really looks like Harrison Ford. I'm forced to conclude that this video contains excerpts from the real deal.

Ugh, I can hardly watch! I bet Ford crawls under the covers and cries for an hour every time this video is mentioned.

Did it really run for two hours? That's the length of a full movie! Two hours of this stuff? Star Wars fans must have been ready to commit harakiri after seeing this!

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